Two soldiers were discussing how their respective nations handle prisoners taken after a city falls—one came from the Southern Confederacy, the other from 欧戈斯. (Neither place is any good—Editor's note)

That one from the Southern Confederacy: "We usually kill everyone taller than a wheel, regardless of gender or age."

The one from 欧戈斯 nodded, then pulled a wheel out of who-knows-where and said, "Like this?"

"Why don't you just stand the wheel up!"

两位军人正在讨论各自的国家如何处置城破后的俘虏，他们一位来自南方邦联，一位来自欧戈斯。（都不是什么好地方—编者按）

南方邦联的那位：“我们通常杀掉所有比轮子高的人，无论男女老幼。”

欧戈斯的那位点了点头，随即不知从何处掏出了一个轮子，并说道：“这样吗？”

“请把轮子立起来。”